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"Reddit, what good thing got ruined? Reddit."
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"A Mexican kid passes a note to his friend in class. ""What do you think you're doing?"" the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... ""writing an ese"""
"Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words including ""chillax"" and ""selfie."" So kids, there's never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of Scrabble."
"Old Lady at the bank I work at a bank, and one time an old lady asked if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"I'll call it smartphone when it slaps me in the face before sending a text to an ex."
"Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come."
"What do you call a play about a dictionary? A pun!"
"My neighbor gave my kid a whistle today. He is survived by his wife Linda. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to my bail money fund."
"American Dream American is telling a German about the ""American dream"". He asks if they have a German dream? We did, replied the German, but no one really liked it."
"If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, I'm the healthiest mofo on this planet."