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"Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince..."
"What does the future hold? Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even."
"Please take selfies. There are enough pictures of sunsets and airplane wings. Your face is more interesting."
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"How does a crazy person walk through the forest? He takes the psychopath."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field"
"Who makes the most money from Father's Day? My psychologist."
"I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes... He's great at making deductions."
"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"