200260

Joke of the Day

"Butter and Blonde"

"Great news for insomniacs... Only three more sleeps until Christmas!"

"In Dog Beers, I've only had one."

"What did the sexy Japanese food say? Miso horny"

"What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!"

"~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*"

"For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac."

"I got stuck in a blender. Pour me..."

"A pickup like I thought of when i was younger. If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve You, but don't start anything."""