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Joke of the Day
"A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'll serve You, but don't start anything."""
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"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"
"What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp."
"Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: You're on your own, Idiot."
"How do you milk a sheep? With iPhone periph**e**rals."
"Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though."
"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."
"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."
"Wife: ""If I died, would you remarry?"" Me: ""Yup."" Wife: ""And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??"" Me: ""No silly! She's left handed."""
"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."