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Joke of the Day
"What did the sexy Japanese food say? Miso horny"
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"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."
"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."
"States are like butts No one likes the flat ones."
"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"
"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"
"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""
"Why did Jesus come back from the dead? Because Mary Magdalene was his Horcrux."
"Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles."
"""Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!"" Is he rich? ""I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"""