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Joke of the Day

"A pickup like I thought of when i was younger. If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you."

"The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10? Paul Walker only crashed once."

"Rules of Hawaii Going to Hawaii and wearing a plastic garland as opposed one made with real flowers is the best way to tell everyone else you're a cheap lei"

"What kind of tumors do tough guys get? Heman-giomas"

"When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire."

"Seriously. Who gets ""regular strength"" ANYTHING?! ""Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."""

"A man walks into a bar, He says ouch."

"My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter :D ."

"Want to hear the one about potassium? K."