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Joke of the Day
"Great news for insomniacs... Only three more sleeps until Christmas!"
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"What's black and white and red all over? Niggers getting the fuck beat out of them by cops"
"A bird flew in my bathroom window when I was peeing.. We stared at each other's peckers."
"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."
"If shame burned calories, I'd be back to my birth weight by now"
"Not sure why, but even when I shower alone, I still get a little nervous when I drop the soap."
"My friend, who is a landscaper, was cheating on his wife and I told him to stop. He replied, ""it's hard man.. I got to much love for the hoes"""
"""Well gentlemen... the steaks are high."" *two steaks giggle* ""Hehehe omfg he totally knows, man..."""
"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"
"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"