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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp? I don't know, I'm just flying the drone"

"A gay vegan atheist walked into a bar.. I knew he was because he told everyone in five seconds."

"There's plenty more fish in the sea ""Actually we've 5% the tuna we once had. 10% of sharks. 5% of cod"" I'm bad at consoling dumped friends"

"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."

"A poll says that 60% of women take medicine for mental instability. That means that 40% aren't taking their meds!"

"Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle."

"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."

"I have a crowbar in my garage. Worst customers, they shit everywhere."

"A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse answers, ""They've started a round of layoffs at the plant."""

"People were so scared of those vicious clowns a few months back, then they accidentally put one in office"