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Joke of the Day

"The Pink Panther made a list of things he had to do, and it was called... To do, to do, to do to do to do, to do, to dooooooo..."

"A good old sexiste joke What is the difference between a women driving strawberries? None, both are collect in a field."

"damn demi, your rap battle opponent didn't even try to diss your clothes. what's your secret. [camera pans out to show all-orange outfit]"

"Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President."

"NARRATOR: When camping be wary of savage bears trying to take your food *camera pans to a bear holding glass of wine with a wtf expression"

"Next year is going to be an odd one. credit goes to my dad."

"The bartender says ""sorry, we don't serve time travellers here"" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"

"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."

"When I learned what calculators did, I immediately cleared the ""math"" part of my brain to make room for more movie quotes."