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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."
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"What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham? NO-HAM CHOMPSKY"
"Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden."
"How do you know which potato is a prostitute? It's the one that says, ""Idaho."""
"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"
"Since we're doing jokes in bad taste... What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway."
"Last weekend I prevented a rape. It didn't take much. You can do it too. I finally convinced her"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I hadn't masturbated for a month. Seriously, when I ejaculated it was six feet. Which was unusual, as usually it's cum. Strange day."
"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is"
"Sometimes I really think about killing myself. I don't. But I *really* think about it."