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Joke of the Day

"People were so scared of those vicious clowns a few months back, then they accidentally put one in office"

"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"

"If optimus prime was a pokemon, what would his most used attacks be? Transform and rollout. (When you tell this to people wait and see if they guess it)"

"[Mom]: My son's voice is changing [Dr.]: Thats normal at his age [Mom]: This is normal? *fax machine noises are coming from the kid's mouth*"

"What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming..."

"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"

"Copyright In India, copyright means the right to copy."

"What kind of bus can cross the ocean? A Columbus."

"Please don't make fun of the Holocaust My grandfather died by falling off the guard tower Edit: Spelling"

"I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings."