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Joke of the Day
"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."
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"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"
"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."
"""sorry sorry sorry reallysorry reallysorry sorry"" - remorse code"
"Policeman: Now sir how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well the sign just there says `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me."
"I like my women like I like my wine 12 years old and locked in the basement Edit:I like most things without dicks aswell"
"TIL: Captain Hook ran an entire pirate ship. He did it single handedly too. He was a bit out of breath afterwards though."
"Anyone who says, ""I have never been this offended in my life"" has probably been that offended hundreds of times."
"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."
"I'm not sure Donald Trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane"