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Joke of the Day

"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"

"Don't trust an atom... They make up everything."

"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"After a terrible storm, a farmer realizes he needs to revamp his fence. Sorry, repost."

"Pac-Man What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes."

"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"

"I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too."

"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."

"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."

"Did you hear about the man who took so much LSD he started spontaneously speaking Italian? It was a wopping dose."