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Joke of the Day

"Why was Fernando Alonso upside down? Because he Haas been hit!"

"How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm"

"How did the dog make $10 It won second prize in a beauty contest."

"What did the Chinese guy think about assisted suicide? He was worried about the euthanasia..."

"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."

"Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money? He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup."

"What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!"

"I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone."

"One of the girls in the office where I work is going to be having a baby. I just haven't decided which one yet."