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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a murder in the middle east? A hummus-cide"
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"If your rape whistle doesn't work you're fucked."
"Fellas, don't waste your time. Memorizing the lyrics to Gangnam Style hasn't gotten me laid once."
"Food on the Table by E. Tittup"
"A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying ""They took our jobs!"""
"What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say? No [Bhikkhunis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You would think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'."
"Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family"
"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there."
"Wife renewed me for another season."