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Joke of the Day

"A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying ""They took our jobs!"""

"What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies? You can't unload sand with pitchforks."

"How are music and candy similar? We throw away the rappers."

"Why was Fernando Alonso upside down? Because he Haas been hit!"

"How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright."

"I got the opportunity to taste some Wookiee steak today It was a little Chewie."

"You should argue with your wife only when she's not around."

"The average person has sex 89 times a year. This is gonna be one hell of a week."

"""Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you."" ""Is the male lead obsessed with me?"" ""Yes."" ""I'll do it."""

"What do you call a condom full of money? Johnny Cash."