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Joke of the Day

"What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say? No [Bhikkhunis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed."

"April showers bring May flowers Mayflowers bring Smallpox."

"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender stares at it blankly and says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food."""

"Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter? No, but he had a great Fall."

"[at checkout counter] Would ya like to donate $1 to- -No But you didn't let me finish -Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth? No -Then no"

"Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money? She didn't believe in prophets."

"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"

"Why is the Doctor an excellent chef? He's a Thyme Lord"

"I'm the most indecisive person I know... At least, I think I am.."

"What do nuns do when they get horny? They come to Jesus."