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Joke of the Day
"Wife renewed me for another season."
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"Do you know a good veterinarian? Got asked this by a friend the other day. Hey, do you know a good veterinarian? <he starts flexing his muscles> 'cause these puppies are SICK."
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"Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it's an all mail business."
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"What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Strong and black."