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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You would think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'."
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"My ex was terrible in bed. I mean she would just lie there... Screaming, ""Noooo!"""
"My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could."
"Where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow."
"My cell phone battery dies quicker than a mother in a Disney movie"
"Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says ""Hashtag 301."" Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs."
"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"
"My rap name is When i$ Lunch"
"I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons. She did not find it humorous"
"What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun? a force of habit"