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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a Snowman and a SnowWoman? Snowballs!"
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"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph because they're not a full esay"
"I like my coffee like I like my women ... Hot, wet, and all over my crotch."
"A guy died while having sex He came and went"
"Astronaut: *takes a picture of the moon* Moon: delete it"
"Apple Computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. Their new policy is iWon't tell...iPromise"
"I went to a club completely infested by tourettes suffering women last night. Any time I approached one they told me to fuck off."
"A woman runs into a panhandler on the street... Panhandler: ""Would you please spare me some change? I haven't eaten in three days.."" Woman: ""Well, you've gotta force yourself."""
"I played Lady Gaga at Texas hold 'em. I lost because I fucking suck at cards."
"A bottle washes on shore with a note inside it: ""Go swimming, the water's great! And there's no sharks! P.S. this wasn't written by a shark"""