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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Snowman and a SnowWoman? Snowballs!"

"Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is."

"What's a Japanese person's hangover cure? Soba Noodles"

"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"

"When I was a little boy, my dad taught me that any little boy or girl, even me, could grow up and become President someday... I'm starting to believe him."

"What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup? Cruisin' for a bruisin'"

"Marathon runner: I think we're lost. Why does that sign say Grand Canyon? Are you sure this is the right way? Lemming: Just trust me, ok?"

"Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave."

"Shakespeare could see the future. He knew people would listen to only two types of music. Doobie or not Doobie."

"If you see a profile pic with 1 fat girl and 1 pretty girl and can't figure out who's profile it is, make no mistakes... it's the fat one's."