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Joke of the Day

"Shakespeare could see the future. He knew people would listen to only two types of music. Doobie or not Doobie."

"A police officer just knocked on my door... and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Pfft, my dogs don't even own bikes, idiot."

"Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through."

"Did you hear about the lawyer who ate gold? He passed the bar"

"Why did the computer science student drop out? He just couldn't hack it."

"From my 7-year-old: What type of phone does a hawk use? A hawkie talkie."

"[""Platonic"" male friend rams car through my bedroom wall] I heard you broke up with your girl. You ok? Ready to give men a try now?????????"

"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof. A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson."

"i guess my favorite book would haveta be ""being and nothingness""... i was halfway done before i even started reading."

"The worst part about winter is how the ground is hard and crunchy and it makes me constantly crave nachos."