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Joke of the Day
"How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod? All they've got is Harden"
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"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8"
"My Calculator is missing the minus button. But on the plus side.....it still works"
"Did you hear about the sequel to Snakes on a Plane with giant, poisonous centipedes? It got cancelled. There wasn't enough legroom."
"What does Acetone and Hitler have in common? They're both Polish removers!"
"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."
"Haters gonna hate Alligators gonna alligate Waiters gonna wait Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams Potatoes gonna potate"
"McDonald's is coming out with a Michael Jackson burger... ...it's a 40 year-old piece of meat sandwiched in between two eight year-old buns."
"While vacationing in Turkey a second time, I couldn't keep the Arabicnames straight, but I saw many familiar fezzes."
"I like being handcuffed, but not plant heroin in my car, handcuffed."