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Joke of the Day

"""Star Wars"" fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new ""Star Wars"" movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han Solo all waking up in Vegas."

"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... All over my lap while I'm driving"

"What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!"

"To limit my smoking... I only smoke on days that start with 'T'... like Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow."

"If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe"

"My friend from Prague is a writer. He likes to use Spellczech."

"What is mother-approved and child-tested? Coat-Hanger Abortions"

"If you don't want to be there today, just say ""I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"""

"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been Wookie for love in Alderaan places."