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Joke of the Day
"My Calculator is missing the minus button. But on the plus side.....it still works"
Next Joke
"They said to get in touch with my feminine side. So I did, and my next paycheck was 22% less."
"A little about me: I'm a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don't care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better."
"Why do rapists make great salesmen? They just can't take no for an answer. For the record I don't condone rape."
"My girlfriend is a special snowflake She's cold and flaky."
"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"
"Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics. Respect"
"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."
"If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting."
"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"