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Joke of the Day

"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8"

"I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet."

"Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN."

"Why is Perl Jam's new lead singer fat free? They couldn't find a Butter Man!"

"Michelle Obama walks into a bar where the bartender is Vladimir Putin... complete the joke..."

"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."

"What is hairy and between your grandma's nipples? Her vagina"

"What do you call someone whose GPA is greater than the number of inches their dick is? Asian"

"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."

"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."