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Joke of the Day
"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."
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"If my girlfriend and I were stoners, I would propose by asking ... ...""Marriage, you wanna?"""
"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""
"I had sex with a Chinese girl. It was great... But I was horny again an hour later."
"My kitchen timer broke..good thing I wasn't counting on it."
"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"
"Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I'm back in the closet."
"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."
"Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki."
"Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas? The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!"