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Joke of the Day
"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."
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"My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!"
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"No one spoil the ending, I haven't finished the iTunes user agreement yet!!"
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"Words can't describe how beautiful you are But numbers can. 2/10"
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