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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pig go in the kitchen? To start some bacon"
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"I'm not bad with names, it's just that you leave absolutely no impression on people."
"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."
"I wanted to report the police for damaging my luggage while searching my car But the case got thrown out of court"
"Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit."
"""Doc, it's embarrassing, but I don't feel sexy."" ""Try wearing the wife's panties."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, the red ones with the lace are nice"""
"Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?"
"Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight?"
"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"
"Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter Solid matter Liquid matter Gas matter and most recently... Black Lives matter"