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Joke of the Day

"My favourite anti joke."

"What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah"

"""You're better than that"" is almost never true"

"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac with no sense of humor? He took everything literally"

"Why did the dung beetle go to rehab? He was rolling balls."

"Earlier today I walked by a PERFECTLY S-shaped dog turd & didn't tweet a photo of it so I guess what I'm saying is that I'm growin up, guys"

"History exam. There was no match for the history exam that Mr. Grey had set for his students. It was the Grey test of all time."

"Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? It's two tired."

"A cow with no voice is thrown into a black hole An immoovable object meets an unstoppable force."