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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to report the police for damaging my luggage while searching my car But the case got thrown out of court"

"So Trump wants to ban Muslims. But if prohibition has taught me anything it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."

"Good night cop: Want the light on or off? Sweet dreams kiddo. Bad night cop: You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep."

"Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? He wanted a Czech mate."

"It takes a second..... Two guys walk into a bar.... you think the second would have noticed. HA."

"You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. They really don't like it."

"What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes? -An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes? -A retirement home."

"What's a russian's favorite golf club? A putin wedge."

"Preacher: God's love is unconditional! Me: Then why is there a hell? Preacher:...... Me: Your move."