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Joke of the Day
"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"
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"I wish 1992 Dr. Dre would come back from the past and beat the shit out of 2012 Dr. Dre for charging 300 bucks for a pair of headphones."
"G: Grandma (completely safe watch with grandma) PG: Partial Grandma (slightly awkward) PG13: 13 or more cusses (very awkward) R: NO grandmas"
"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."
"I'm all set for Friday night: got my mac 'n cheese dinner, 40 oz., 'Steel Magnolias' DVD, Twitter friends and tears."
"When Donald Trump talks about wanting to help 'the little guy' -- -- he means he needs a prescription for viagra."
"SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive."
"Cemetery joke Man walks into a cemetery- ""You have any openings?"" The graves keeper nods ""Lots!"""
"What do you call a deer... without eyes? No eye deer. without eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. without eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."