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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin? Christopher Reeve."
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"Things that are better left unsaid 1. 2. 3."
"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."
"It would be rather appropriate to die during sex. We come *into* this world naked and screaming..."
"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"
"The best thing about a blowjob... ... is the 15 minutes of silence."
"You know your marriage is on the rocks when your wife goes to bed wearing a rape whistle."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!"
"Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that."
"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."