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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes."
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"Don't drink and drive. Unless you can totally handle it and people need to relax because you're fine."
"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."
"god: now to create a universe for man, my most beloved creation lucifer: what if u make like 99.999% of it kill them instantly god: lol ok"
"Typed in ""My Penis"" for a password Said it was ""too long."""
"What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black? Artificial intelligence"
"What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike? Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget."
"I love pizza too much So I go to the doctor, and doc says, ""You gotta stop eating pizza""! And I say, ""Come on doc, why?"" And doc says, ""Cause I gotta examine you!"""
"When three or four Natives gather together... There's usually a fifth."
"United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up."