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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!"
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"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"
"Did you hear Uber and Lyft are merging? They're rebranding as ""Luber: For when you need to come fast!"""
"A Pervert, A Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar... ..The Bartender Says, ""What'll it be Mr. President Trump?"""
"12 out of 12 bakers agree, there should be one more baker in this study."
"""Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."" - Me to my children."
"Girlfriend Parents: so how did you meet our daughter? Me: we met at a nickelback conc- Gf: [covers my mouth] we met on tinder"
"What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson."
"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. They will just keep reposting the same lightbulb."
"When people ask me about my hobbies, I tell them I'm into birdwatching, photography and meeting new people. It sounds better than stalking."