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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!"
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"How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis, tiny little knotziz"
"Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
"I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair."
"William joined the army... He rather disliked the phrase ""fire at will."""
"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."
"Mimosa's The morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover."
"You can extend the olive branch.. but you can't beat them over the head with it"
"What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay."
"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."