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Joke of the Day
"The best thing about a blowjob... ... is the 15 minutes of silence."
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"Q. What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love? A. Lesbi-hens"
"What cow produces milk and potatoes Your mother."
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"It's like my mother always told me, ""If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all."" Then she said I looked fat."
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"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where is my tractor?"""
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"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."
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