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Joke of the Day
"Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that."
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"What's the difference between Bud Light and piss? The vortex bottle"
"[prison riot] me: here comes the tickle monster!! [gets stabbed 100 times]"
"Be wary about dating a female that pronounces the letter H silent Especially when she tells you that all she wants is happiness."
"I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself."
"Trump isn't the scariest president. That Rushmore guy had four heads..."
"What did the gaysian give his buddy? A bro-job."
"What does a redditor say when he is asked ""What country did the missing plane come from?"" *tips fedora* M'laysia."
"Me: One last drink and then I'm off to the petting zoo Her: Aren't you too drunk to bring the kids to a petting zoo? Me: I have kids?"
"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"