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Joke of the Day

"I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box."

"TIL that the average mans penis is still larger than the recent study of average global penis size."

"What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time? dinosore"

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the damn hedge?!"

"Why does the leprechaun laughs when it runs? Because the grass tickles its balls"

"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"

"I slept like a baby last night I cried for hours and shit my pants."

"Did you hear about the neckbeards that raped the killer clown? They did it, Reddit."

"If someone came to my door & said ""We'll give you a dollar for every plastic bag shoved under your kitchen sink."" I'd be living large."

"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"