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Joke of the Day
"I went on Reddit once I reg-Reddit"
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"I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right ...but it didn't really pan out."
"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."
"What does a gentleman say to his friend at the gay bar? ""May I push your stool in for you?"""
"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit."
"How do you write ""DO NOT TOUCH"" in braille ?"
"What is a store for dogs called? A Superbarket"
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"
"Shitting myself about this Ebola situation... Which is worrying, because that's one of the symptoms."
"[Commercial for lawnmowers] [Exhausted looking guy stood in his garden] *Stabs a long sword into the grass* ""There has to be a better way"""