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"What would you call an uprising at Charles Xavier's school? A mutant-y"
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"I like my beer like I like me sex slaves..... Imported"
"What a man How do you respond to someone who says ""fuck you"" Answer: You fuck you"
"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."
"Always remember, there's someone out there for everyone... You'll probably never find them and die alone, but they're out there."
"I was trying to make a text art dinosaur today. I can't ever get the teeth right. I only seem to be able to do them ASCII-dentally."
"Man, I really wish I'd noticed that rubber ducky in the toilet BEFORE I pooped."
"How do you stop a Mexican tank? You shoot the people pushing it."
"LF : Clean-ish jokes Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help."
"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"