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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything? He was kinda flakey"
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"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"
"I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose ""baby weight"" is to have the baby."
"*narrows my eyes at you suspiciously* *keeps narrowing them* *closes them entirely* [naps]"
"That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you're a guy."
"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"
"A blonde decided to go to grad school"
"I called the rape support hotline last night. Apparently it is only for victims."
"What do you call bagels that can fly? ""Plane"" Bagels!... I'll show myself out..."
"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"