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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a feminist and a cat? One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist"

"What do you call a bad hair day for Donald Trump? A real toupee in the ass."

"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"

"Why can't you email a picture to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."

"George Washington Where does George Washington keep his armies? In his sleavies!"

"Kleptomaniacs really don't understand jokes Because they always takes things literally."

"Why did the run on sentence think that it was pregnant? Because its period was late."

"What do you call a German virgin? Guttentight."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... no penis"

"50 SHADES OF... Theatre owners have been piping in citrus scent after each showing of 50 Shades of Grey. Because everyone knows citrus is best at eliminating fish odors"