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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... no penis"
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"What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide? A giraffic jam!"
"What's a frogs favorite drug? Croakcain."
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?! Years?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Oh my god! there was a kidnapping right outside my house today... So weird to see a kid sleeping on the sidewalk in the middle of the day."
"Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye. Her: Why? Me: *stabs fork into eye*"
"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."
"Why was the ground all white after Custer's last stand? Because the Indians just kept coming, and coming..."
"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""
"I carry a magic 8 ball because no one should have to make tough decisions alone."