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Joke of the Day
"George Washington Where does George Washington keep his armies? In his sleavies!"
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"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!"
"What did Rouge say just before murdering Crimison? Hue hue hue"
"Just snipped off a toddler's faux-hawk while his mom was in the bathroom at Starbucks, because I give a shit about the future."
"I hate when i'm trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me excuse u it's not ur birthday so take a step back"
"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"
"Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled ""Shitzu shouldn't eat"""
"Me: Goodnight mom I love you Mom: I have a boyfriend Dad putting arm around Mom: This loser giving you a problem?"
"What do you call a little Mexican child? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon? A Warehouse."