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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German virgin? Guttentight."
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"My diet plan consists of getting a full body tattoo of some skinny dude."
"I like to think that I'm a tiger... even though I'm a mere cat."
"A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then says ""Well that's special, where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" says the parrot"
"How do you know women don't watch porn? They all end up on Back Room Casting Couch."
"[Michael Cera melting like a slug because there's too much salt on his fries]"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? You breathe through *that*?"
"What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."
"I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is ""love"" but it's actually ""floor"" ."
"Most technology problems can be fixed two ways: 1) Turn it off and on. 2) Don't be an idiot."