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Joke of the Day
"Why did the run on sentence think that it was pregnant? Because its period was late."
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"""Daddy will u tuck me in?:)"" ""Ok"" *tucks him in* ""Daddy sing me a song:)"" ""Ok"" *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H"
"I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed."
"If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off."
"""Newt Gingrich"" sounds like the name of a villain that JK Rowling made up."
"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."
"Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!"
"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."
"A blind man finally got his vision back He was so happy he became paralysed"
"I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous"