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Joke of the Day
"Kleptomaniacs really don't understand jokes Because they always takes things literally."
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"*When I see someone else jaywalk* ""What an idiot."" *When I jaywalk* ""I am a trained professional. Do not attempt this yourself."""
"Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y."
"Jesus is all like eat my body, drink my blood and I'm all like dude, I only like you as a friend."
"Do you know how fast you were going sir? ""15,000mph?"" Wha? No,like 65? ""Seems pretty slow wouldn't you say?"" I guess so. ""Ok bye"" bye?"
"""Clique"" is a French word meaning ""small group of insufferable douchebags""."
"Typos. The Greek God of spelling errors."
"Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!"
"The reason I'm so happy today is because I got a penis enlarger... She's 18 years old!"
"There is a button on my microwave that says ""super clown"" and I do not ever push that button"