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Joke of the Day
"Why did AMD release black edition cpu? Cause they run faster than white."
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"""If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours"" - Inventors of boomerangs"
"Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945"
"Legos Are Like Boobs They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them."
"Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA? Yoghurt has a culture."
"It's that time of the month for robots iPads"
"History Welcome to the the 21st century Where deleting history has become more important than making it."
"I think about other women when I'm having sex with my wife. But I always think about her when I'm having sex with other women."
"The package says ""Do not eat raw cookie dough"" but all I really see is ""Pillsbury hates you and doesn't want you to be happy."""
"When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes... then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes."