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Joke of the Day

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, ""look what's telling me that"""

"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."

"Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony."

"AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub."

"Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. ""What are you doing? Why are you holding me?"" ""Just trust me."""

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride."

"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."

"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"

"I hate it when I'm doing sit-ups and I lose count after 900."

"How would Saitama defeat all S class heroes? Consecutive normal punches"