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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."

"Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for the leak."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die. Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA."

"I was thinking of inventing some chilli flavoured sun cream. But for now I've put it on the back burner."

"What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !"

"A man goes to a psychiatrist ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. My wife thinks she's a piano."" Doctor says ""Well, bring her in."" ""Are you *nuts*? Do you know what it costs to move a piano?"""

"Anybody hear about those two car antennas that got married? Supposedly the wedding was alright but the reception was great ;)"

"I know this sucks to say, but I hate when I root for a reality show contestant all season, and then in like episode 9 they mention The Lord."

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your veranda? Patty O'Furniture."