199701

Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me to get her off. I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"

"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."

"What are condoms? Something your worthless fuckup of a father couldn't afford."

"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."

"It's so weird how everyone's taste buds are different, but only mine are right."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"

"What did one businessmen voyeur say to the other? I'll have my peephole call your peephole."

"Q: Two musicians are walking down the street and one says to the other ""Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"" A: The other replies ""That was no piccolo that was my fife."""

"Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?"