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Joke of the Day
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands"
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"Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?"
"I once farted in an elevator . . . it was wrong on so many levels."
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"Me: can I have a few extra days off over Christmas Boss: it's May Me: sorry, may I have a few extra days off over Christmas"
"Sometimes taste is not a flavor, and class is not something you attend."
"Met the daughter's new boy friend. Grabbed his crotch and whispered 'looking forward to tonight's three way'... And that is that."
"I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break. My boss didn't buy that ""Lisa Ann gets creampied"" is a clown video"
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"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"